Walking through the hallways at the middle school where Sam work,
Sam saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker.
He heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?"
Knowing that he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to offer moral support.
"Are you okay?" I asked. "Can I help?"
He lifted his head and replied, "I'll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker."
The hard worker
One of my coworkers told me, “I’ve become so nearsighted I almost worked myself to death.”
“What does being nearsighted have to do with working yourself to death?” I asked.
He replied, “I couldn’t tell whether the boss was watching me or not, so I had to work all the time.”
One of my coworkers told me, “I’ve become so nearsighted I almost worked myself to death.”
“What does being nearsighted have to do with working yourself to death?” I asked.
He replied, “I couldn’t tell whether the boss was watching me or not, so I had to work all the time.”
Sweet Nothings…
An elderly gent was invited to an old friends’ home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, ‘I think it’s wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names.’
The old man hung his head. ‘I have to tell you the truth,’ he said, ‘Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I’m scared to death to ask her what it is!’
An elderly gent was invited to an old friends’ home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, ‘I think it’s wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names.’
The old man hung his head. ‘I have to tell you the truth,’ he said, ‘Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I’m scared to death to ask her what it is!’
Pregnant
My husband and I had been trying to have a third child for awhile.
My husband and I had been trying to have a third child for awhile.
Unfortunately, the day I was to take a home pregnancy test, he was called out of town on business.
I had told our young daughters about the test, and they were excited.
We decided if it was positive, we would buy a baby outfit to surprise their father when he got home.
The three of us stood in the bathroom eagerly waiting for the telltale line to appear.
The three of us stood in the bathroom eagerly waiting for the telltale line to appear.
When it did not, my thoughtful seven- year-old gave me a hug.
“It’s okay, Mom,” she said. “The next time Daddy goes out of town, you can try and get pregnant again.”
“It’s okay, Mom,” she said. “The next time Daddy goes out of town, you can try and get pregnant again.”
Haiz...life are boring....if you got some free times should read some lame jokes to laugh for at least some seconds or you can also create some jokes too....im bored......the whole week we were playing in the class its really really playing crazy like hell.... haiz..but the final exam is on 3rd of Nov..it just drop on right after my birthday 2nd of Nov....haiz...i think sure boring wan this year's birthday...
